cuntite
elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)
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Cuntitude
Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.
To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above
Example ranges are provided below
0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4
5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above
Example ranges are provided below
0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4
5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*
*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*
*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010
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Cuntitude
Cuntitude by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011
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cuntitudinous
adjective.
Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.
Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.
Andrew Lawrence: "You unspeakable, filthy, feculent cuntitudinous fucktard."
Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."
Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."
cuntitudinous by Grant12345 October 25, 2011