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cunt gobbling 

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.
"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."
cunt gobbling by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

Cunt Goblin 

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.
Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.
Cunt Goblin by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

cunt goblin 

a goblin of the cunt
you're all a bunch of cunt goblins!!!!!!!

cock gobbling thunder cunt 

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.
"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)
"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"
cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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