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When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010
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cuntious 

a very posh cunt.
you are very cuntious
cuntious by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.
My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.
Self Cuntious by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Unctuous 

Unctuous is an adjective. It means excessively or insincerely polite.
Rick- Can you hand me that remote next to you, please?
James- Yes master, anything for you. I am not worthy. Forgive me.
Rick- What? Stop being so unctuous.
James- Fine. How about you get it yourself, noob.
Rick- Gah!
Unctuous by danielson153 May 28, 2009

Cuntubuss 

From the English: Cunt

&
From the the Greek: Succubus

A woman that is a Cunt and sucks a persons soul Succubus

Pronunciation: Cunt-U-bus
Max: That girl is such a cuntubuss, I dated her. She made me a bad person
Pepe: Dude fer sher.

cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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