cumtumer

someone who swallows cum while giving a blowjob

Eric: hey man did you get with that girl lastnight?
Nathaniel:yeah broski! She's a TOTAL cumtumer

cumtumer by IliveInyourHouse July 19, 2011

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Comtumerousious

So bored out of your mind that its uberable

Dang im so comtumerousious today!!

Comtumerousious by shoff94 January 12, 2011

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Cumsumer

One who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer, but so they can cum.

"Check out that guy over there, Krystal, he's a regular here."
"A regular cumsumer, good for business!"

Cumsumer by GothPixee June 3, 2018

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Cumsumer

A person who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer of sex, for the purposes of their urge to cum.

"Heya Krystal, check out that guy over there, he's my regular."
"A real cumsumer, good for business!"

Cumsumer by GothPixee June 3, 2018

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Cumsumer

Cumsumer: The consumer of cum

''I am a cumsumer''

Cumsumer by Caca boy August 11, 2021

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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