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Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.
Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.
by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006

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