cumstinger 

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.

ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!

cumstinger by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005

cumslinger 

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumslinger 

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cudslinger 

Cow tongue, or other ruminant tongue

Wow, that that cow has a really long cudslinger!

cudslinger by superhank45 May 6, 2011

Cumfingers 

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

Cumfingers by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

Cumslinger 

a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session

cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger

Cumslinger by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017

Cumslinger 

A promiscuous gay man or one who is caught in a masturbatory act of public lewdness

A. Did you see Bob at the office?
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with

B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.

Cumslinger by James's Wood March 5, 2008