Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.

He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"

by Lemon._. November 22, 2021

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022

spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.

Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America

by ThatOneWiseCunt November 9, 2020

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood

David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?

by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021

Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 18, 2022

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021