Cummunism
A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").
This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"
"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."
"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."
"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
Cummunism by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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