cumfilled flabbergaster 

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

cumfilled flabbergaster by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

Camilled 

When someone’s heart beat drops all of a sudden.

“I’m sorry about your grandfather. How did he pass away?”
“The doctor said that he just Camilled.No ones knows why.”

Camilled by Tommogaywrist October 3, 2017

Cum Filled Twinkie 

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

Cum Filled Twinkie by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

cum filled 

Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen

"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"

cum filled by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 September 8, 2021

camilled 

the feeling you get when you see someone shorter than 5' smiles at you

Man, I just got camilled. It was excellent.

camilled by Prato September 13, 2005

Cumpilled 

An ironic co-opted version of the term "Red Pilled". Still referring to the Matrix and those who have "woken up" to reality but specifically taking a pro sex feminist perspective of sexual liberation for all in opposition to proponents of the "Red Pill", a social movement of Men's Rights activists, who often take an anti sexual liberation perspective.

"yo lil nas x is cumpilled af"
"what did he do?"
"didnt you see his pink cowboy bondage gear at the grammys?"
"thats based"

Cumpilled by dantethorn June 10, 2020

Cum Filled Dinger 

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

Cum Filled Dinger by shazzyshaz January 1, 2012