cumchops 

Someone who likes their face being ejaculated apon.

'I wouldn't kiss her on the cheeks when you greet her, she's a propper cumchops mate.'

cumchops by Danson Brockworthy June 11, 2007

Cumclops 

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.

Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."

Cumclops by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021