cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumburping gutterslut by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

cumbusting 

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

cumbusting by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

Cumbumpkin 

When you cum in a pumpkin in the shape of a pussy

Him: I can’t wait to use my cumbumpkin
Him 2: me too bro can we share it?

Cumbumpkin by Hugeppman0999 December 10, 2021

cumdumpling 

A.K.A a child who is acting like a little shit.

My son was such a cute cumdumpling.

cumdumpling by BABYYGG March 25, 2021

cumdumping 

Used when someone unloads a large amount of porn/hentai into the group chat

Damn! I need to silence this chat while at work! There's too much cumdumping!

cumdumping by twospiked March 15, 2018

cumdumpling 

A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.

Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.

cumdumpling by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021

cumbusking 

Performative masturbating for spare change, especially in the subway.

Did you see the guy cumbusking at Grand Central Station? He didn't have much range but what a beat!

cumbusking by Spelingerror November 20, 2023