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cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.
someone who allows cum into their mouth often. often used in a derogatory manner.
cumdump by Amanda November 23, 2003

gay Cumdumpster 

A gay man who's mission is to have unprotected anal sex with as many men as possible. He takes your cum inside his asshole.
Keith is suck a gay cumdumpster he took 12 loads last night. He lets it drip out into a jar and drinks it later.
person who allows their mouth to be used for multiple loads of cum.
cumdump by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Cumdumptruck 

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!
Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.
cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009