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cumdgement call 

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.
Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

Combliment 

An compliment combined with an insult that is designed to undermine another's confidence while maintaining the guise of friendship. While mostly prevelant in discussions amongst females, it can be found in male convos as well.
Kimberly: Those few extra pounds you've gained look really good on you.

Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.

OR

Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?

Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.

complementary flush 

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

National complement a girl day 

On national complement a girl day u complement a girl say she's pretty say she is nice
Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day

Complement 

To go well with; to complete.
That lamp complements your desk perfectly.
Complement by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Cute(Complement) 

A complement to a girl from another girl, in a non-homosexual way. When a girl calls another girl "cute" she's basically saying that they're sweet, nice, or used to refer to something little, or related to being young.

(People do this in my school, it's kind of a southern thing!)
Friend one: "You look so Cute(Complement) today, Your dress and hair is, like, adorable."
Friend two: "Thanks!"