cute and smart children, who take over any situation and make it a beautiful place.....
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!
"see them cuties over there?" " they must be a Cumberland Farms Kids!"
by Ladies Man;) December 11, 2021
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A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
by Big Dick Australia January 2, 2018
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Cumberland is the school no one wants to go.

Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!
Jack - Whats that school nobody likes?
Mason - Cumberland Secondary School.
Jack - Ow yeah!
by Therealbossman017471 December 16, 2018
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School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack December 23, 2017
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Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.
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This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.
Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage
by 69MikeOxlong69 April 16, 2011
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Pretty much just a group of kids who kinda just took over St. Brigid and I swear are stealing our math answers to revolt against the government...
"This is very serious, The Cumberland Farms Kids, the world may end" -Anyone
AHAHAHAHH - Them
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