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Cataclismo mandaloriano 

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!
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A cumaclysm is defined as a giant ejaculation so massive that its impact is like that of a cataclysm or catastrophe.
Her ass looked like it had been hit by a cumaclysm.
cumaclysm by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

Cataclismo mandaloriano 

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!
User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano

Cumclasm 

When two gay or straight male friends face each other standing up. They then masturbate to see if they can cum at the same time with their respective penises pointed directly across from each other. The two male friends then ejaculate simultaneously into each other's streams as they orgasm. The cum streams intertwine and proceed to enter the other partner's urethra, in which it nestles, having symbolized their joining of sperm forever. This whole act is a cumclasm.

If one of these partners came first, then he had the dominant specimen, and any time the partner who lost engages in the same competition with someone else, they immediately become 10 times more cum first because of the presence of the dominant sperm in their urethra.
"Dude, my girlfriend hasn't jacked me off in weeks, I don't know what to do,"

"Bro, I can help you with that. I bet you can't cum first if we had a cumclasm!"

"Dude, I so can!"

"Let's go bro! Cumclasm time!"
Cumclasm by BlabTRGH September 7, 2012

Cumulism 

A world theory that adheres to sharing one sperm among those who cannot ejaculate
Bro 1: I have an erectile dysfunction

Bro 2: Don't worry bro I'll share, after all, I support cumulism
Cumulism by maybefluffyduck July 5, 2022

down cataclismic 

our school year was down cataclismic
down cataclismic by lexiandannie October 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026