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a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
by marathon September 12, 2006
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A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.
After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."
by d!o July 18, 2006
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