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cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Cumstopper 

A slut who gives you hopes of a good fuck, only to cancel on you last minute causing the excess cum produced from anticipated sex to be bottled up. This leads to balls swelling to the size of a grapefruit.
Guy1: "Bro, my balls hurt from hanging heavy. My slut bailed out on me again."

Guy2: "That slut's fucked up."

Guy1: "Nah bro, she's cool. She can just be a real cumstopper sometimes though."
Cumstopper by BelASSis February 1, 2013

cumstopper 

your girlfriend is a cumstopper
I aint seen my cumstopper yet
cumstopper by ziggy pigg November 26, 2006

Cumstopper 

This is when your "dick ridding" but then suddenly stopping and switching sides and excetera, it is also a word you would call your friends for fun even though they aren't doing it
"Nah bro is pulling a cumstopper you were just dick riding him but now you finally hopped off"

"No you cumstopper"
Cumstopper by Sleelyheadera March 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026