cumsquatter
When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.
cumsquatter by cjo May 6, 2003
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cumquatted
To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.
Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"
Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"
Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"
cumquatted by Shaniquatermelon June 30, 2012
Cumquitters
Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.
That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.
Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.
Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters
Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.
Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.
Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters
Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.
Cumquitters by Allmensuck May 6, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026