Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

Upper lip cum stain by Art Valentine November 2, 2012

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cum lips

When a girl/guy blows there partners cock really hard, and then he cums on her lips, therefore providing a good and healthy snack, and a lip moisturizer.

Yeah dude...I gave her sum nasty cum lips last night.

cum lips by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006

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cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

cum slurping lips by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

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Cumlips

An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.

As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."

Cumlips by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008

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cumlips

The sticky coating on a womans lips after you cum in her mouth.

After i blew my load in her mouth she kept saying my lips are sticky so i called her cumlips

cumlips by Doug Pschirrer December 16, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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