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Cum in a Coke® Can 

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.
Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”
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cum in me 

A male or a female making a command to the person who is about to CUM in them to ...uhhh cum in them
cum in me by ¿¡^+×÷= February 18, 2017

cum in me daddy 

IT'S A TRAP. RUN.
Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
cum in me daddy by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016

cum in my hair 

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR
cum in my hair by duccling January 3, 2020

cum in the rag 

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.
If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.
cum in the rag by ooooolc July 20, 2020

cum in your pants 

Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.
When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!
cum in your pants by dudechick April 19, 2005

cum in the bum

When A guy shoots his load into a chicks arse - aka 'C in the B'
"Would you like some Cum in the Bum?"