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Cum dumpster slut nugget 

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
cum dumpster diving by bitchuck September 6, 2021

cum dumpster 

A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.
She sleeps with every guys she meets. She is such a cum dumpster.
cum dumpster by arkark November 6, 2011

cum dumpster 

A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.
hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.
cum dumpster by whomper May 1, 2003

cum dumpster 

A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.
Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.
cum dumpster by Micheal O'neil April 25, 2016

Cum Dumpster 

A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster
Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?

Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.

Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.

Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.

Terry: Oof.
Cum Dumpster by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019