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A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
by speckled platypus May 24, 2010
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what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza
felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11
by Renee January 14, 2004
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