To be unsucsessful in achieving sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time despite having numerous opportunities to do so.
lad 1) I think I'll take it easy with her you know, maybe wait a little while longer.

lad 2) Mate, don't be such a Cullen.
by Andymac69 April 13, 2009
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A group or family of very cold and lovely non human people, this "family" includes Carlisle,Esme,Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper,
Edward,Bella,Renesema.
I Love that family there just like the cullens
by wizerdzandwolfz April 25, 2009
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A dribbler also known as a jamie is considered to be the fastest man alive
My name is jamie flash and i am the fastest dribbler alive to the outside world i was known as a cullen
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Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen
by Why Hello There :) October 23, 2009
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An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds
Ex.: Man, i wish my boyfriend was more of a Cullen.
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an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen
My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis
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A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.
A wild Cullen came into my yard and wiped his ass with my cat.
by Dickylongcockings November 12, 2017
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