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A super cuck if you will. Turns into an abominable mix of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. Can be found training exclusively abs until they find a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"cUlk nO SmAhsh!!!"
Culk by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022
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Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.
His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.
culk by GregT September 16, 2005
a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.
Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?
culk by skott February 7, 2005
Verb
1. to age badly
2. The act of beginning life as a cute kid and eventually aging into awkwardness or to grow uglier. (I.e. Macauley Culkin)

3. To start innocently and then wind up in a scandal otherwise fall from grace

Past tense : culked
Present tense: culking
Britney Spears culked so hard when she was photographed driving with her baby on her lap.”
Culk by BonzoF March 6, 2022

Culk it up 

culk it up means pick and punch a random object at the same time
Ex: ITS A PHONE, CULK IT UP
Culk it up by luisinventnewwords October 5, 2023
A super cuck if you will. Morphs into a disturbing fusion of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. They can be found in the gym training exclusively abs in search of a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.
"tHE cUlk nO sMahSH!!!"
The Culk by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022