Dutch Cufflinks 

When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.

As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;

"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."

Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'

Dutch Cufflinks by southpaw6 May 4, 2011

Schindler's Cufflinks

Referring to an overwhelming sense of regret or remorse when one has done something positive, but realizes how much more they potentially could have done after the fact, as with Oscar Schindler realizing his gold cufflinks are literally the equivalent of a human life at the end of the movie 'Schindler's List'.

Q:"Why are you still championing all of these lost causes, when everyone knows it's too late anyways?"
A:"Because if it turns out to be closer than it seems, I DON'T want to be the one wearing Schindler's cufflinks."

Schindler's Cufflinks by Urban Savage June 18, 2022

Chocolate Cufflink 

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.

Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!

Chocolate Cufflink by g-othermal November 2, 2009

Corn Cufflink 

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

Corn Cufflink by L.C.M April 26, 2011

Kentucky Cuff Links 

†wo shot glasses of whiskey, one in each hand, downed just before heading to an event.

"Daniel, should we put our Kentucky Cuff Links on before the _______ gig"?

"Russel, you said you wouldn't wear your Kentucky Cuff Links to work any more."

Kentucky Cuff Links by drumsandbirds February 4, 2013

cuffiness 

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

cuffiness by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

wizards cufflink 

when a girl has a massive clitoris at the beginning of her massive wizards sleeve

Damn, Dazzas wizards cufflink was huge!

wizards cufflink by truffles June 6, 2015