Chocolate Cufflink 

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.

Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!

Chocolate Cufflink by g-othermal November 2, 2009

Corn Cufflink 

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

Corn Cufflink by L.C.M April 26, 2011

wizards cufflink 

when a girl has a massive clitoris at the beginning of her massive wizards sleeve

Damn, Dazzas wizards cufflink was huge!

wizards cufflink by truffles June 6, 2015

Prawn Cufflink 

When you are fingering a girl's pussy and the juices run onto your cufflinks which causes them to smell of prawn.

Last night I fingered my wife at dinner and and she gave me a Prawn Cufflink

Prawn Cufflink by Prawnman October 21, 2008

Dutch Cufflinks 

When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.

As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;

"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."

Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'

Dutch Cufflinks by southpaw6 May 4, 2011

Schindler's Cufflinks

Referring to an overwhelming sense of regret or remorse when one has done something positive, but realizes how much more they potentially could have done after the fact, as with Oscar Schindler realizing his gold cufflinks are literally the equivalent of a human life at the end of the movie 'Schindler's List'.

Q:"Why are you still championing all of these lost causes, when everyone knows it's too late anyways?"
A:"Because if it turns out to be closer than it seems, I DON'T want to be the one wearing Schindler's cufflinks."

Schindler's Cufflinks by Urban Savage June 18, 2022

cuff-link 

n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.

"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"

"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"

cuff-link by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009