The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
by L.C.M April 8, 2011
When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.
As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;
"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."
As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;
"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."
Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'
by southpaw6 April 14, 2011
Referring to an overwhelming sense of regret or remorse when one has done something positive, but realizes how much more they potentially could have done after the fact, as with Oscar Schindler realizing his gold cufflinks are literally the equivalent of a human life at the end of the movie 'Schindler's List'.
Q:"Why are you still championing all of these lost causes, when everyone knows it's too late anyways?"
A:"Because if it turns out to be closer than it seems, I DON'T want to be the one wearing Schindler's cufflinks."
A:"Because if it turns out to be closer than it seems, I DON'T want to be the one wearing Schindler's cufflinks."
by Urban Savage June 18, 2022
by truffles June 5, 2015
When you are fingering a girl's pussy and the juices run onto your cufflinks which causes them to smell of prawn.
by Prawnman September 3, 2008