cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

cuffing the carrott by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

cuffing the carrot 

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

cuffing the carrot by sunshineyy June 30, 2008