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a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

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Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).

Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...

Cuddle Muffin by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018

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Related Words

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cuddle muffin by fm March 26, 2003

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Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

Cruddlemuffins by Chris Holder September 28, 2005

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CuddleMuffin

little red-headed girl, that cuddles with her best friend at 6 a.m.

Riann calls Summer cuddlemuffin.

CuddleMuffin by Riann E.R. January 17, 2007

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Cuddlemuffin

Slur for short people

look at john the cuddlemuffin

Cuddlemuffin by Hikari 𓆏#696 May 4, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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