(noun) A guy whom a girl chooses to cuddle, spoon, watch movies, and/or, but no limited to, sharing her feelings with. Note that the guy DOES NOT get to engage in ANY kind of sexual relations with the girl. The girl merely uses him to fulfill a lack of intimacy in her relationship with her bf.
The "Fuck buddy" is the Cuddlebitch's archenemy.
The FB is everything the CB wants to be, but doesnt have the balls or the large penis to be. The CB ends up just hearing about how badly the FB treats the girl, then masturbates while she sleeps.
The "Fuck buddy" is the Cuddlebitch's archenemy.
The FB is everything the CB wants to be, but doesnt have the balls or the large penis to be. The CB ends up just hearing about how badly the FB treats the girl, then masturbates while she sleeps.
"John is so gay, he thinks he is pimp but he is just her cuddle bitch"
Girl: "After I visit my Fuckbuddy, I can swing by my Cuddle bitch's house to sleep"
Girl: "After I visit my Fuckbuddy, I can swing by my Cuddle bitch's house to sleep"
by Thuy Truong October 21, 2005
Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
by R_K_ October 28, 2005
(n) a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. This guy makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.
by DDRfReAkA March 23, 2003
a cuddle bitch is basically a guy that is badly friend zoned, he does all that mushy shit that all BFs dread but never gets laid because of it, on the other side is the fuck buddy which gets laid and then the cuddle bitch just hears about how much of a dick the fuck buddy is.
Girl: oh, my BF just uses me to get fucked. Cuddle Bitch: oh thats too bad you deserve better. (while thinking:why dont you just go out with me u dumb slut.
by 69ersFTW March 6, 2015
A person whim one can call/text at any time when they are in need of a cuddle, similar to a fuck buddy but without anyything sexual happening.
person 1 calls person 2: "come here and cuddle me"
person 2: "will be over right away, you know im your cuddle bitch"
person 2: "will be over right away, you know im your cuddle bitch"
by StephBunny March 5, 2008
by dvdizzle March 20, 2005
A Male who follows women with excessive force under any circumstance. Usually includes cuddling, telling deepest secrets, sharing "chick flicks" and just being a little bitch. Usually apparent among pre-adolescent males seeking closure.
Man he went to go see New york Minute over Van Helsing?. What a Pussy Cuddle Bitch.
Hey guys i went to Starbucks with the gals last night is was so Sensual!
Hey guys i went to Starbucks with the gals last night is was so Sensual!
by Rupert J. Melendez February 22, 2006