n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.
Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009