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Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
crybate by Supersadface July 27, 2008

crysturbate 

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

cryerbation 

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.
Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.
cryerbation by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

crysturbate 

When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate 

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
Crysturbate by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

Cryturbate

to sadly masturbate, usuall while crying. I.E. while usuing your tears for lubrication
Lucy turned me down again for the 5th tie, so I went home and cryturbated
Cryturbate by SSgtDownsyndrome February 2, 2015