crystal skull head 

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

crystal skull head by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

Crystal Skulled 

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

Crystal Skulled by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

Crystal Skull 

A movie sequel/prequel that doesn't live up to the original

Dude, I hope Jurassic Park 4 won't be a crystal skull.

Crystal Skull by PlatinumX22 August 11, 2008

crystal skull fuck 

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

crystal skull fuck by hoyahaxa33 March 11, 2011

Crystal Skull Syndrome 

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

Crystal Skull Syndrome by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Crystal Skullduggery 

Trying to convince intelligent people that crystal skulls are ancient artifacts, when they are modern frauds!

I am sick of hearing all this crystal skullduggery crap!

Crystal Skullduggery by Tim McGuinness - www.crystalskulls.us May 28, 2008

Crystal-Skull-Fuck 

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

Crystal-Skull-Fuck by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015