crystal crunch 

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

crystal crunch by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

crystal cruncher 

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

crystal cruncher by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005