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1.
A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.
Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.
by jed bob June 05, 2007
 
2.
A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".
"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
by Optimal11 December 14, 2013