Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Make the bald man cry 

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

Make the bald man cry by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

Man cry 

1. When a person experiences all of the physiological and emotional changes (i.e., body chills, runny nose, heightened awareness of one's throat and chest, and/or feelings of sadness) that typically occur when one cries without any obvious external signs to inform others.

I must admit that the movie Changeling was responsible for initiating a man cry. My wife and others present, however, were completely oblivious to my state of being.

Man cry by Ph.unk D.octor May 10, 2010

Man Cry 

A manly cry, not un-manly at all. A cry in which the man sheds a tear but does not make any noise. Some say the man cry is a myth, it has however been proven by many to be real.

If you are emotionally hurt by a friend of the opposite sex, you man cry.

If your turtle dies, you man cry.

Man Cry by Grasshopper/BDS July 29, 2011

Man Cry 

To be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don't because you're a man.

Wow, Geoff looks stressed, like he's about to man cry.

Man Cry by Gervior April 13, 2009

it’s enough to make a grown man cry

a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.

“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear”

it’s enough to make a grown man cry by Cramlord November 21, 2019

Man Cry 

To feel the need to cry, however being a man you only let one tear fall down your cheek.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Bruce Willis' Man Cry at the end of Armageddon?

Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.

Man Cry by Just another man. February 15, 2010