purple crusty eye 

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

purple crusty eye by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010

eye crusty 

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

eye crusty by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

Crusty Eyes 

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.

After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.

Crusty Eyes by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009

eye crust 

Boogers in or around your eye in the morning.

Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!

eye crust by zosow25 February 28, 2009

crusty cross eyed pigeon 

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

crusty cross eyed pigeon by John and Derek June 22, 2006