crusty canyon 

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

crusty canyon by crazybegger February 21, 2008

Crusty Canyon 

The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.

"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."

Crusty Canyon by Cdubzisthegreatest February 8, 2012

crusty canyon 

the dirty, dry, flaky, lint-filled area between a woman's large, milky breasts.

Damn, did you see Amanda's crusty canyon? Her chest is in terrible need of some moisturizer.

crusty canyon by jonnyactionhero August 18, 2006