adj. Being nasty, gross, unpleasent, smelly, or just ugly
Man1: Hey guys!

Man2: Ewwww! Your so crusty dude!

Man1: I showered last week!
by Mexskimo February 13, 2011
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Can be used interchangeably with bitch or hoe.
Damn she is so crusty! Did you hear what she said about me?
by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017
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Describes everything that is just... ew. One can be crusty when acting like an asshole or just plain dumb.
EW! That teacher is so crusty for giving us that test!
by nickiminajssazz December 27, 2011
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(Adj.) The feeling one has after a night of modererate binge drinking that is not quite hungover but clearly uncomfortable. Related symptoms are stickiness, brain foggynes, and general dehydration (one could go so far as to say 'parched'.
"How are you feeling this morning?"
"Man, I'm feeling a bit crusty after that night of moderate binge drinking."
by somuchdramainthe153 July 26, 2015
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a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.
when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.
by mr man August 24, 2004
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an adjective to negatively describe something in place of a swear like dumb ass or something along those lines
Damn jimmy your so crusty.
Wow i swear frankie is the definition of crust.
by JonDaDon July 16, 2010
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