crustware 

Ancient hardware or software especially that which was never particularly appealing even when new and is now devoid of any merit save its use as an example of obsolescence.

He fired up his old laptop and, behold, OS2/Warp struggled into life for the first time since 1994. This venerable piece of crustware filled the screen with its red and white startup screen proclaiming "All rights reserved". Ironic since nobody wanted it then and they sure as hell didn't want it now.

crustware by dr_D February 10, 2009

crustware 

Hastily written software with irregular, flaky, outer edges that feel as though they may crumble at touch.

The program we found on our professor's website was total crustware. It's spindly protuberances of unmanaged dependencies barely adhered to anything – hurling a volley of frightening error messages at the slightest interaction with it's pixelated icons.

crustware by laserco November 29, 2017

Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

Rusty Crustacean by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Crashware 

An application, program, or other piece of software that glitches and crashes every two seconds.

Usually Microsoft products.

Hakim: Dude, Internet Explorer has this cool new feature where if you--

Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!

Crashware by King Theo April 22, 2011

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

crotch crustacean 

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

crotch crustacean by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009