Dirty Crustass 

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

Dirty Crustass by OffGridd March 28, 2022

Crustasaurus 

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

Crustasaurus by J0E90 December 2, 2010

crustastic 

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

crustastic by Cruste September 24, 2003

crustals 

dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog

Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows.

crustals by Kristin Malm December 26, 2007

crustasious 

Crusty,Dirty,Ugly, And A Disgrace

You Look Crustasious Girl/Boy

crustasious by Alanah Ryans April 25, 2016

crushass 

When you crush somebodys ass

Person 1: “OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDREW’S ASS IT USED TO BE SO FULL”

Person 2: “Oh! My bestie Ting ting just got so amazed by Andrew’s ass she just had to crush his ass.”

Person 1: “HE GOT A CRUSHASS? SO LUCKY!”

crushass by Smoochiemycoochie February 9, 2024