crushing dicks

To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.

Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"

by Wizzibef November 12, 2013

Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

by SIDthug September 27, 2009

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019