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Crushbag 

A person who lacks the ability to function normally in society. This lifestyle is caused by either a) Being constantly intoxicated, or b) being a total fuck-up. This behaviour generally prevents any legitimate contributions to society, and is looked down upon by normal individuals. Often leads to excessive idiocy while intoxicated, and prevents them from partying normally with others.

A state of being totally unchill, all the time.
If you flunked out of college, burnt down your parents house or lost a limb while wasted, you might be a crushbag
Crushbag by Shitcaptainandtenille November 30, 2010
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crushback 

A flashback of a previous crush, a rekindling with all the heady emotive memory from one's past.
That moment when watching the 1984 Karate Kid and you have a crushback for Elisabeth Shue. +sigh+
crushback by mashdot November 26, 2014
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Di na crushback 

Di na crushback by Haha tanga August 25, 2021

crushbait 

Young, cute men, as those found in boy-bands such as BTS, who cause young girls' and (some) boys' hearts to go aflutter...WARNING: Swoon Danger!
***SIGH***
N.B. Could, theoretically, also be applied to girl-bands.
You never know where you stand with these crushbait beaus – just like the dating experience in today’s urban jungles, overgrown with the choking, strangling fears of commitment: indeed, this is the common thread, the leitmotif that runs through the song-stories and ballads of all their hit tunes.
crushbait by Pen-Dragon June 11, 2022

Crushband 

A name for a male celebrity crush/fantasy husband, a combination word of crush and husband.
Girl 1: Omg Chris Pratt is so gorgeous
Girl 2: Right? He's my crushband, I loved him in GotG!

Crustbag 

Some one who is so rude and is Crusty that that are a douchbag
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026