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aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2
Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out
A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.
"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."
Crushmate by notmonday December 18, 2012

crushment 

noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.
Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.
crushment by impunity January 26, 2011
a crushmate is a person you have a crush on and and is also your classmate
joe: omg i just saw my crushmate at the mall
matthew: oh the cute guy from your class?

joe: yes
crushmate by dinodinodino November 9, 2020

crushmetal 

any band who tunes their guitar down several steps drummers who play blast beats and double tom rolls low growling vocals
crushmetal by Anonymous November 3, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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