A liberalistic ass pirate bent on rendering men known to have erectile disfunction unconscious, and then castrating them with dry ice.
Reports speculate that an errant crunzaphumpyt was planning an ambush of several visitors to the 2006 Elvis Impersonating Bonanza, but was stopped by officials before his plans could be put into action.
by Johnathan Rivera August 15, 2006
Get the crunzaphumpytmug.