crunk faced 

the act of getting so blunted and drunk that u cant feel ur face.
baisicly gettin fucked up hard a.k.a gettin crunk faced

nigga lets get fuckin crunk faced tonight.

crunk faced by jordan cheung January 14, 2009

crunk face 

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

crunk-a-face 

the canadian term for getting shit faced

lets get crunk-a-faced (past tense) ay!

crunk-a-face by elblunto March 20, 2009

Resting Crank Face 

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'

When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."

Resting Crank Face by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019

crunkfaded

double whammy. drunk, high, and proud!
crunk-drunk
faded-high
makes sense right?

Were gettin crunkfaded over at my house tonight man. Bring some money.

crunkfaded by Annonymous March 30, 2005

crunkfaced 

to be crunk && shitfaced; super drunk.

Girl: Daaamn last night i got so crunkfaced.
Boy: Really? thats awesome.

crunkfaced by norielle July 11, 2006