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Crunchyname (-1.151)
The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...
*Kid has on rolled up pants with high socks with leggings*

Javia-You look crunchy as hell!..lol
by =N' January 20, 2010
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CRUNCHYdrugs (-0.787)
to be extremely black.
by D. Watford February 20, 2007
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Crunchywork (-1.214)
The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.
-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!
by CrunchyNotCrusty March 07, 2017
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crunchysex (-1.138)
Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.
Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)

Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)

Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)

Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
by jihad of sheep February 09, 2007
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Crunchysex (-1.120)
Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.

A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.

This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.

Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.

Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!

Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
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Crunchysex (-0.633)
lightheaded,feeling the aftermath of
Exstacy.
I am feeling crunchy today after dropping
E last night.
by Maston October 07, 2004
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crunchysex (-0.741)
1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."
by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005
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