Crunk Docta 

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

crunk unit 

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me

I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"

CrunkMonk3y by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

crunk face 

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

crunkubine 

A 'crunk-concubine'...A lady friend who wants nothing more than to have sex after drinking and smoking weed....ALL your weed.

Hey Jerry, that Macy Gray lookin' pooba will be your crunkubine if you show her that quarter of of chronic.

crunkubine by beerlawyer May 8, 2010

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

crunk daddy 

Crazy, delirious, wild, stoned, drunk; (party animal, party hopper, party pimp).

1. A term of endearment for one who likes to have fun.
2. Description of someone who parties too much.
3. Greeting

1. "Let's get this party goin crunk daddy"
"Yo, my crunk daddy, sup"
"How bout you chill crunk daddy"

2. "I ain't goin out with that crunk daddy"
"She's lookin for a crunk daddy"

3. "Hey, what's crunk, daddy"

crunk daddy by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008