by stevie April 5, 2004
harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
by holly November 23, 2004
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
by Schwamp August 30, 2007
A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"
by Gizchern May 14, 2009
by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003