Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'

Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018

Crumpet Muncher

A redcoat tea taxer.

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.

by Npet2301 April 13, 2022

Crumpet muncher

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British

“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”

by Ismellmymic February 21, 2021

Crumpet ring

An anal stretching ring

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "

"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."

by lemlemlem March 15, 2018

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014