crump

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table

by bigdick2345242 October 30, 2007

crump

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.

Take a crump

by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009

crump

An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.

Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!

by Nick from team two May 21, 2006

crump

Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.

I'm going to crump. I just crumped.

by Heals September 18, 2007

crump

A English whore, such as in londen.

Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!

by phant0m September 23, 2005

crump

A vagina

I stuck my penis into your crump

by lionelllama October 25, 2009

crump

A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure.

HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut

by poosniff150 April 22, 2008