a boring cornishman
stop being a crump and come drink some cider
by crumpy123 July 26, 2011
when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere
i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table
by bigdick2345242 October 29, 2007
Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.
I'm going to crump. I just crumped.
by Heals September 18, 2007
Semi-taboo term with many uses in modern urban language. Crump can be simply defined as a 'blanket' phrase. 'Blanket' phrases are words or utterances that can be classed as multiple parts-of-speech (nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, interjections) as well as being used as interrogatives, declaritives, exclamitives and imperitaves, in a sentence (example see:fuck). Crump is most commonly used as either an insult or an exclamitive.
The word Crump can be used in both negative and positive situations, depending on the syntax and intonation within the phrase it is spoken.
There is no hard-copy evidence or other archived written forms of the word Crump, however there are many referances in media forms (song lyrics, television, etc.)
"Go and Crump yourself"
"You dirty Crump"
"What the Crump?"
"I want to take you up the Crump"
"For Crumps sake"
"Argh, Crump!"
by Definizzle March 23, 2005
The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind
Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!
by J January 31, 2005
v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.
Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!
by cp November 30, 2004
The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.
Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.
by TBagend January 17, 2011

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